- Fri Aug 11, 2017 8:11:49 pm
#3824
So I actually like doing these as cringy as they may be because they really help organize my thoughts, remember whos in the game and who i want to play with, plans for what i can do in the future. of course, the last part didn't really apply in suriname but i plan to go deep in this game. i don't see myself leaving anytime soon especially with my blood idol (like blood money but rip ashley) in my pocket. So without further ado (special thanks to Hoyland Primary School in South Yorkshire for uploading this)
Partridge in a Pear Tree- Ozzy
Ozzy is completely alone in this game. Sure, Rudy and Yul might have voted with him but now that he's public enemy no.1 do you really think they're going to stick around with him? They're both gamebots who know how to play so they're going to jump ship asap and ozzy's going to be gone after having absolutely no one.
2 turtle doves- Andrea
Look. Andrea's lesbian. I've never been a carpet muncher but I wouldn't mind giving it a taste especially since she's honest and sweet and perfect and she probably shaves. so im kind of in love with her and i need some love in my life right now, fill the ashley sized hole in my heart
3 French Hens- Vytas
I mean he's not French but Romania's in Europe, right? they must be sort of close to each other considering Europe is the size of Texas or whatever. Anyway, it's not the French part of this thats applies to Vytas so much as the dumbass look on it's face anyway. But yea. Hens are valuable part of society, they lay eggs and shit like Vytas. He's a very valuable part to my game, right hand man or whatever.
4 Calling Birds-Sarah
She's always IM'ing me. Like oh my god literally no one else uses this so you need to stop, just send me the DM's like a normal person. It's too much of a hassle to have to check my inbox and try to respond to people or write confessionals when ur dumbass box keeps popping up making me talk to you and say who we're voting off. so she gets calling birds because they have phones and are super fucking annoying but they're still a pretty integral part of the ecosystem, i guess.
5 Gold Rings- Brenda
Brenda is a very experienced player of this game, she knows what she's doing, she hosts all these seasons, she's probably won before but i can't really be bothered to look up if she actually has. so yea she's these gold rings. she has a lot of flash and everyone wants her for her experience and knowledge, but do you REALLY need them?? no. plus she voted me out earlier and i'm pissed so im going to toss her out.
6 Geese a Layin- Cassandra
So you've noticed that a lot of my closest allies have been compared to birds. But out of all the birds on this list, geese are the ugliest and the most annoying (HONK HONK) so this is what cass gets. Andrea wants me to ally with her because i guess her and vytas were close to her on tianguan? but she was sort of inactive and i dont really like her. i might have to ally with her out of necessity though.
7 Swans a Swimmin- Yul
He's definitely very pretty and i think i want to stay close to him. But i don't know, i really do think he's going to leave this game. it seems like everyone thinks he's a gamebot and hates him even though I'm pretty fond of him?? so how does that relate to swans?? idk i had a lot of other waterfowl allies. but yul is basic so he deserves the mary sue of the animals.
8 Maids a Milkin- Katie
Katie's all mine. She was never really close to Yul or Rudy or Rory on Shentu from what I can tell, and we were close on NuNuShentu, so I'm like all she has in this game save for a few friends she might have made on NuTianguan (i think that's what is was?? like the one that had 10 people) so yea she's basically my maid and i expect her to do my bidding until she becomes a fucking snake and flips on me because thatll probably happen
9 Ladies Dancing- Rory
fucking whores im gay so you can just leave already you're not going to use your weird witch magic on me. also you killed my friend. you suck. this doesn't have anything to do with ladies. oh i guess lots of women watch big brother and we talk about big brother so there's that. but fuck you. that should be your takeaway from this.
10 Lords a Leaping- Rudy
Look he said his dad i mean boyfriend liked watching some show about castles so guess where he's going? It's actually kind of getting hard to do it at this point. But yea, I don't really know what Rudy is thinking about this game. Like Lords are sort of disassociated from the rest of society and all the peasants beneath them, Rudy is disassociated from this game. He played a LONG time ago, he's really unpopular with everyone apparently, he's probably going to be on the outs soon.
11 Pipers Piping- Mia
mia... like i like her but she's almost never here first off all and second she kind of voted me off on tianguan and i really do place most of the blame on her. but yea she's off getting drunk all the time so she deserves the one that's closest to any sort of addictive substance or things you use to use addictive substances. anyway i don't really like her too much.
12 Drummers Drumming- Wigles
Oh my god just shut up. She's talking to me like we're best friends or something, but I just want her to leave. just like I would want these immature fucks to leave if they showed up all banging their drums annoyingly expecting my approval. so wigles you're fucking cancelled bye also learn to play the goddamn game
sorry
