Stranded for Revenge

I JUST SAW ANDREW SAVAGE ON MY MORNING COMMUTE LMAO

oh my god

was he dressed like a hipster 15 year old

did you cry when he told you about his hot wife

tell us everything

his wife was there too with some starbucks she was a babe

unfortunately no beanie

omg you SAW THE WIFE. you were struck with her beauty in person.

amazing

I once had a parody twitter account, Assdouche SandVag that was purely used to tweet out douchey things to survivors. Jeff Varner was a huge fan, retweeted like all my posts.

Jeff Probst wrote:I once had a parody twitter account, Assdouche SandVag that was purely used to tweet out douchey things to survivors. Jeff Varner was a huge fan, retweeted like all my posts.

nothing in this is surprising

this was my profile pic

that should be your hosting avatar next season

Andrea wrote:

Jeff Probst wrote:I once had a parody twitter account, Assdouche SandVag that was purely used to tweet out douchey things to survivors. Jeff Varner was a huge fan, retweeted like all my posts.

nothing in this is surprising

and Savage is eww.