Stranded for Revenge

STOP GETTING DICKED DOWN BY YOUR MAN AND MESSAGE ME.

Sorry I have priorities. Thursday is an all evening dick appointment. No cancellations.

Rudy I just woke up but I'm heading to work. Message me ASAP.

Check your messages Mia!

Btw everyone, I'm going to be in Chicago celebrating Market Days. I'm not bringing my laptop because then I'll be inclined to work while on vacation so I'll be mobile until Monday or Tuesday. Just a heads up.

Check your messages, Mia. I said something really important.

Mia's busy getting us all health care

This old man needs it.

say something really important to me instead

Check your messages, Andrea. That message was more important than the one I sent Mia.

i loved it

Rudy, my response is important as fuck, it's about who we'll be blindsiding. Respond with haste.

rudy, this is important. if you get deep dish, get lou malnati's. none of that giordano's/gino's east/pizano's bullshit

giordano's is amazing, fight me

nothin' wrong with lou malnati's though. fuck i miss chicago.

Andrea wrote:giordano's is amazing, fight me

nothin' wrong with lou malnati's though. fuck i miss chicago.

yeah it's pretty decent but

(1) it's more expensive
(2) i dont live near any giordanos
(3) and most importantly, lou malnati's grandson is a walk on at my alma mater's basketball team and is a GIANT meme

Mia wrote:Rudy, my response is important as fuck, it's about who we'll be blindsiding. Respond with haste.

I replied with a single name. Prevote that person then log off until Monday kthx.

Joaquin Souberbielle wrote:rudy, this is important. if you get deep dish, get lou malnati's. none of that giordano's/gino's east/pizano's bullshit

I will be stopping by tomorrow afternoon before I start day drinking. Thanks for this important message. Check your pms too btw.

Rudy wrote:

Mia wrote:Rudy, my response is important as fuck, it's about who we'll be blindsiding. Respond with haste.

I replied with a single name. Prevote that person then log off until Monday kthx.

Rudy, the name you sent me simply won't work with my endgame plans. Please reevaluate, I'll do literally anyone else. Xoxo Mia.

Mia wrote:

Rudy wrote:

Mia wrote:Rudy, my response is important as fuck, it's about who we'll be blindsiding. Respond with haste.

I replied with a single name. Prevote that person then log off until Monday kthx.

Rudy, the name you sent me simply won't work with my endgame plans. Please reevaluate, I'll do literally anyone else. Xoxo Mia.

Ok I sent you another name. Glad we worked that out.

Also, I need you to log into my account and win the challenge for me. Thanks in advance.

Rudy wrote:

Mia wrote:

Rudy wrote:

Mia wrote:Rudy, my response is important as fuck, it's about who we'll be blindsiding. Respond with haste.

I replied with a single name. Prevote that person then log off until Monday kthx.

Rudy, the name you sent me simply won't work with my endgame plans. Please reevaluate, I'll do literally anyone else. Xoxo Mia.

Ok I sent you another name. Glad we worked that out.

Also, I need you to log into my account and win the challenge for me. Thanks in advance.

Sorry, I missed this. You're probably in danger tonight, but just think of me fondly when you're voted out. I tried everything I could.

Receipt confirmed. I can't WAIT to see the look on their face when we send their ass home (hopefully )

I'm glad I didn't leave despite being in danger Tonigt. I thought of you while I pounded 5 gin & tonics.

Don't check your messages tonight because they're incomprehensible. Check them tomorrow though please. Our next target needs to be discussed.