Stranded for Revenge

fuck you i need a place to rant and y'all are taking too long.

i'm done with dancing around everything, and going with what "the tribe wants". last round i thought the tribe wanted rory out. guess who's out? last round i wanted vytas out but didn't tell yul, because i thought he would relay it to vytas. guess who's out? last round i made a fake alliance with ozzy and cass so they wouldn't vote me. guess who they didn't tell about the vote? i'm being blunt from now on. i can't handle this. i don't want to be dragged to the end as a fucking goat, that girl who had everyone she talked to blindsided until she got to the end and the whole jury made fun of her. fuck that. im taking control. im becoming hbic. and my first target is ozzy. unless he wins immunity ozzy is out of this game. if we don't vote him out, it's going to be yul.
im done thinking about idols and all that shit. im done with it all. i tried to be friends with rudy and yul and they have LIED to me EVERY. SINGLE. ROUND. they didn't tell me about this. they VOTED ME OUT last round. they told me to vote Rory who i fucking LOVE. GOD. WHy can't people just WORK WITH ME? What is it about Andrea that makes everyone trust her and not fucking lie to her and what is it about me that the WHOLE TRIBE coordinates to keep me out of the loop? I fucking hate these asswipes and they can all die in hell. except rory. and sarah. sarahs a crazy bitch but i love her. same with mia

ugh. but i think i can trust andrea. im voting with her, sarah, mia, rory this round and we're going to vote out ozzy or yul. that's it. that's my mission statement. i'm done.

i told ozzy im mad that he kept me out of the loop and the same for cass. ozzy and his dumb hair gave me a bs apology and as usual a emoticon or whatever. so fake. cass hasn't even responded.

im listening to here comes the sun by the beatles and im typing out an apology to cass and ozzy for kind of blowing up at them and now i just feel really bad and i just want to fucking hug everyone in this game except yul and i'm about to cry
maybe i should go to sleep god

i thought i could avoid becoming a complete mess this season. guess old lil had to come out sooner or later :/
i feel like mia's doing worse than me though. i hope she's ok. i hope she finds a really nice boyfriend who's able to fill her up physically and emotionally and her life is stable and she fixes healthcare for everyone.

I feel so bad. I apologized to everyone for blowing up at them after tribal. but im still... i want to be blunt. im not going back to not trying to get blindsides done. i want to be the head and i might've just missed my opportunity to climb on the throne. but no matter what happens this round im never getting back on my cloud floating above the game seeing everything. i'm grounded now. i'm in a fucking quicksand trap and all of these people need to rescue me from it but i'm just being an asshole to them and they're not going to help me. goddamnit i need sleep;

Well we're getting down to the nitty gritty. Everyone looking to position themselves for the W. Some trying to avoid the target, some looking to make themselves a bigger target thus have a reason for the jury to vote for them. Which camp are you in?

What is your clear path to the final and what are the other options out there?

my answers
1. Rory
2. Ozzy
3. Andrea
4. Ozzy
5. Andrea
6. Sarah
7. Rudy
8. Cass
9. Ozzy
10. Andrea
11. Sarah

what everyone else answered
1. Rory
2. Ozzy
3. Andrea
4. Ozzy
5. Andrea
6. Sarah
7. Sarah
8. Sarah
9. Yul
10. Andrea
11. Sarah

Nick Maiorano wrote:Well we're getting down to the nitty gritty. Everyone looking to position themselves for the W. Some trying to avoid the target, some looking to make themselves a bigger target thus have a reason for the jury to vote for them. Which camp are you in?

What is your clear path to the final and what are the other options out there?

Well, before I can start with a path to the final we need to concentrate on this vote. The one where, you know, Ozzy's going home.
Problem: I've heard that Ozzy has an idol. I told four people whom I trust very much (Rory, Andrea, Sarah, and Mia) to vote for Ozzy. Solution: Mia has an idol as well.
Step 1: Right now, in the FAROE V2 chat I'm talking to the other faroes saying i want mia out. i told rudy i want mia out. i am going to want mia out with such CONVICTION and sTRENGTH that they are going to go with it, because hey, she's not in their alliance and I'm sure none of them particularly care for her.
Step 2: I'm telling Mia to play her idol. we've been allies for a while, she's going to believe me. plus she's super fucking paranoid like all the time so i doubt she's going to not do it if i tell her to.
Step 3: Sarah's going to vote for Yul. If Ozzy and Mia play their idols, Yul is going home. If neither of them play their idols, Ozzy is going home. If Ozzy plays his idol, Mia is going home. If Mia plays her idol, Ozzy is going home. It's like a fucking punnett square. ozzy has like a 50% chance while yul and mia both have a 25% chance. so that means ozzy is going to go home half the time while mia or yul the other half. science, bitch.
Step 4: god i don't fucking know.

i want to go to the end with rory and sarah and mia. i just need to get rid of the ozzy/cass/rudy/yul block.

im telling a few different things to some people. here's the different sides of me:

Mia, Rory, Andrea: we're voting off ozzy (or yul, maybe, because apparently he's coming after me). we're the outsiders, let's vote together, we can get through this and win. mia's getting votes from the other side so she plays her idol and the bad guy's out.

Cass: we are both tight with Ozzy, but he is getting dangerously close to Rudy and Yul, a power couple who all have great socal games. take out Yul and we get Ozzy all to ourselves.

Ozzy, Rudy, Yul: let's finally dump off Mia. tell her we're voting Rory so she doesn't play her idol, then blindside her and she's gone just liket hat.

Sarah: rudy and yul are trying to get us voted off, so we need to retaliate and vote off yul, utilizing cassandra. it will be a clean vote coming from left field and cass will want to work with us in the future.

so me and sarah had a nice chat and i think we have two options.
1. we try to blindside mia and her idol wki, telling her that we're voting off rory instead. so we side with cass, ozzy, rudy, and yul
2. we tell mia the other side wants to blindside her, she plays her idol and we vote out ozzy or yul. so we side with mia, rory, and andrea.

i think we both preferred version 2, so hopefully us 5 are able to get something together. if ozzy wins, yul's leaving and if neither of them wins then hopefully it's ozzy. i'll just talk to her closer to tribal and see what she thinks.

i guess we've gone full circle. all this strategy talk led back to the short message i sent the other 4 immediately after tribal: "vote for ozzy"

funny how things work out.

so we're voting out yul actually nevermind

so APPARENTLY fucking mia wants ozzy out. so that's happening next.

i actually want mia out this round