Stranded for Revenge

So after three idols being shown at the last tribal council and a major threat taken out of the game, do you think that the game is ready to get underway? What are you doing to try to ensure that you are there at Day 39 in front of a jury wanting to vote for you?

fuck I accidentally told some people I wanted to win immunity. am i DQ'ed?? i didn't read the rules well enough i actually wanted to go for the PII...

anyway... wow. I knew it. I fucking knew Brenda was leaving that round. Sure, I didn't THINK she was leaving until a little bit before tribal but oh my god i did it. And she had an idol too!! My heart was pounding, waiting for 10:34:30 to post. So fucking blessed that she didn't refresh it in the last 30 seconds.
Sarah's officially a grade a dumbass. literally no one mentioned her name at all and she just wasted the PII? Im not complaining about an idol leaving the game, but... damn. I didn't want an idol on MY side to be wasted. Like girl there's a certain time to play an idol... like when everyone's telling you it's you, maybe. not when i fucking tell you im getting all the votes and idolling out brenda.

speaking of idolling out brenda... jesus christ apparently Mia didn't want brenda out, she went after fucking RORY. GIRL I AM NOT WASTING AN IDOL ON RORY WTF. She tried to get Sarah and Andrea to vote him and I'm pissed off-- first, because i LITERALLY TOLD HER. I AM NOT WASTING AN IDOL ON RORY. HE DOESN'T DESERVE IT. I thought we were fucking allies or best friends or whatever... ugh.

and now Yul's telling me Vytas is taking credit for the idol play dumbass i was the one with the fucking idol.

Ozzy update: don't like him. probably never will. I'm trying to get in bed with him and cass though because I wouldn't mind having that faroe threesome and honestly?? imma do anything as long as it stops them from bringing me up again, because *empties out pockets* look who's out of fucking idols

i want rory on my side. he's an easy boot as well as a goat, and i think what we have is an actual friendship. he was spililng some tea about cass and ozzy framing yul and rudy, saying they wanted to vote out Mia when it really was the faroe fucks who started that whole plan. But I like Rory. nice guy. not really over the shelter cat thing but hey I can ignore that.

vytas is up to something. apparently, he told mia to split the vote in case brenda had an idol.

now he's acting super fucking indignant towards me and saying we should vote Mia out for voting rory.

you know what i think?? he's in really good with everyone. everyone trusts him, because he takes their secrets and spreads them to other people. it's never ending. he knows everything that's happening on this tribe, just because it's like a positive feedback loop. i tell him i want yul out. vytas goes to yul, tells him i want him out. yul trusts vytas more, tells vytas he wants me out. vytas comes back to me. tells me yul wants me out, which he does NOW.

he's a snake. i just need to wrangle up the votes to get him out.

or maybe it is better to vote out rory easily., then blindside vytas at f8 when my ladies have a majority.

i just need a vote for rory. he has such a grip on this tribe it's going to be hard to do it if i don't have a majority of people who trust me. right now i definitely d o n o t

So I'm talking to Cass and Ozzy about rebooting the Faroe Fucks, an exclusive club that's open to everyone who played in season 25 unless you're a strong hispanic woman who placed 8th. i've been excluded from every single alliance they've made, so if this works out and they actually fucking believe me i am NOT going to be loyal to it at all. pricks.

I think I'm going for immunity just becayse i doubt many others are

9 coins to Sarah, 1 to mia

Just wanted to pop in and say I'm throroughly enjoying your ~journey~ in this game and the fire/passion you showed last night especially with that idol play. I didn't follow your previous seasons closely but if you were anything like this then it's not hard to see why you were brought back

<3 thanks steph. Trust me i didn't do nearly as well on my other seasons i just want to beat 8th...

two follow up questions for you Lil

(1) what do you mean by "rory has such a grip on this tribe"? when people are calling him inactive?
(2) why would you make the faroe fucks alliance if you have no intentions of keeping it?

1. I meant vytas oop

I'm asking a lot of players to do this and i'm curious to see how you would do this:

Could you rank for me the biggest threats to win from Most threatening to Least, and include yourself in that ranking.

Everyone's cool with Rory going. thank god. I don't have to worry about any retardation in this tribe or being on the wrong side of the vote. oh unless there's another fucking last minute vote switch. getting real sick of those.

of course, sarah's being a little bit of a dumbass and telling everyone yul should go. girl, we just locked this in... i don't want the tribe to be divided, i don't want rory to slip by ROUND after ROUND after ROUND.. i want this over with NOW. next round we'll have a solid majority of 5 so please just... go with it, ok??

I dont have time to do the ranking justice right now, i will when i get back id rather explain than just shit out a list

Liliana wrote:I dont have time to do the ranking justice right now, i will when i get back id rather explain than just shit out a list

That's fine. The point of the ranking is to get you thinking about where you rank in terms of you being a threat to everyone else. From there you can kind of see when it makes most sense for everyone to get rid of you and from there you can look at ways to prevent that.

1. Vytas. he knows what he's doing, slipping information to everyone and making them all trust him. unless EVERYONE gets together and talks about the REAl possibility of voting him out he's really not going anywhere.

2. Ozzy. he's gotten in good graces with everyone, he's kind of an unknown, and if he gets to the end the jury will recognize his social game which he's pretty damn great at. ugh i hate him and i want him out now. he's my new brenda tbh.

3. Andrea. super sweet, but everyone knows it. still, i don't know if they'll want to vote her out until the very end; and at that point, there's a good chance she could win immunity

4. Yul. Gamebotty af so he can probably get to the end easily, unless we vote him out soon. honestly i don't know that much about yul but if he was able to get to the end he would win against most people. maybe not vytas or andrea though.

5. Cassandra. She's just kind of floating by in this game, playing the middle, and if she gets to the end she's going to need to really show the jury how she played the game. but if she's able to i think she can win

6. Mia. I don't think she's going to make it to the end, considering how much her name has come up already. i think if it's me, her, and sarah she'll win but i'm not sure of any other combinations she could.

7. Liliana. i swear i don't have self esteem issues, it's just that i don't know how i'm doing in this game. i honestly don't know who on this hypothetical jury would vote me. if vytas and andrea are both on it, then i must've betrayed them so they wouldn't like me probably. not too close to cass and ozzy but im trying to change that. rudy and yul have better friends. maybe rory?? and fucking kelly man idk

8. Sarah. I don't think many people really like her and she's honestly kind of crazy, so I don't really see anyone who she can beat at the end of the game.

9. Rudy. didn't he lose twice or whatever? anyway i think the jury doesn't really have an opinion on him and he's going to sort of be dragged to the end if he does get there. i do think he's playing a good game... but maybe not one good enough to win??

10. Rory. going home in a half hour, so...

Rory wrote:

Jeff Probst wrote:Rory, we are getting down to the nitty gritty, have you begun to up your game and do you believe at this moment you are in control of your destiny?

Obviously not. When no one is chatting with you 15-30 minutes before tribal council.. that's very telling. Well, one person.. and I thank you for the chat. It was lovely.

ugh. bye rory, love you