Stranded for Revenge

Welcome to the merge. CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Now the game becomes a matter of who can get to the end and Win.

With that latest round, we saw the game ramp up to a new level of cutthroat. Has that set the tone for this merge?

give me my idol

That last round.. oh my god I am so fucking conflicted about all of this.

First off, I'm not as pissed off at Ashley leaving as I've been telling everyone. I'm acting super mopey, crying to everyone that they shouldn't have voted out a perfectly active player and Ashley saved my life but I voted her out. I'm not too upset, I just feel kind of sick about all of this. Ashley, I'm so fucking sorry that that happened to you if you're reading this. But really, I'm trying not to let it affect me too much. I just want to get out Ozzy so badly: first off, because he was the one who started this whole mess. He had to go and be an idiot in the challenge thread and cause Ashley to leave. He SHOULD have been pulled from the game right then but look here he is still being a colossal fuckboi and ruining my game. Then he had the AUDACITY to ask if I was mad at him. WTF do you think?? You voted out my ALLY over someone that was literally QUITTING and not trying AT ALL. So Ozzy needs to leave RIGHT NOW. Will acting super sad about Ashley's """"vote-off"""" make people want him gone more?? probably not, but I want him to be demonized. I want people to not even want to talk to him out of DISGUST for what he pulled yesterday. So unless he wins immunity, Ozzy is leaving this game.

After Ozzy, it's going to be Wigles. A flop who's not doing anything at all in this game, is basically as useful to me as a sack of rocks. She has cruised through this game winning immunity almost every round, and people way more active and better at this game have gone before her. she DOES NOT deserve to be here at all, so she's leaving right after Ozzy.

Then it's going to be Rory. He has no allies, he basically quit, and I'll say it; he has an unhealthy addiction. who the fuck gets PROFESSIONAL PHOTOSHOOTS of their cats?? like oh my god they're fucking sacks of flesh. Plus paying $2000 so he can get a SPECIAL KIND?? First off you just scammed yourself because there are SO MANY cats in shelters without any loving owners who you could adopt but go ahead. Take your fucking inbred cat that breeders are slowly ruining with their obsession for perfection, slowly turning the graceful animals into fucking lumps because "ohh.. its a pureblood!" you know what you are?? CAT-RACIST so you can fuck off. I honestly can't believe that you would spend that ridiculous amount when there are so many old and dying cats in shelters that you could have given a home for their december days. You honestly disgust me. Oh, did I mention he was a salty fucker who sold out his tribe instead of trying to convince them to let him stay?? Fuck you Rory.

I don't want to argue with them in private so I'm just going to give them fake af answers to all of their messages. But those 3 are gone. They are absolutely done for. Fucking asswipes.

At least I still have Ashley's idol. Ugh. It makes me feel gross.

Wigles wrote:Liliana! First of all, I'm so glad to be playing with you again! You're amazing!

I voted Liliana to weaken a big alliance with Mia/Vytas/Sarah/Andrea.

literally the textbook definition of a freudian slip. sorry wigles you aren't going to have a chance to get me out anytime soon unless ozzy somehow fucks everything up again and robs another innocent player who was playing an amazing game.

anyway, hosts, im taking requests for confessionals comparing things with 13 people to this game. not doing last supper tho

items for the 12 days of christmas?

Jeff Probst wrote:items for the 12 days of christmas?

coming right up

Wanna swap so you have immunity?

So I actually like doing these as cringy as they may be because they really help organize my thoughts, remember whos in the game and who i want to play with, plans for what i can do in the future. of course, the last part didn't really apply in suriname but i plan to go deep in this game. i don't see myself leaving anytime soon especially with my blood idol (like blood money but rip ashley) in my pocket. So without further ado (special thanks to Hoyland Primary School in South Yorkshire for uploading this)



Partridge in a Pear Tree- Ozzy
Ozzy is completely alone in this game. Sure, Rudy and Yul might have voted with him but now that he's public enemy no.1 do you really think they're going to stick around with him? They're both gamebots who know how to play so they're going to jump ship asap and ozzy's going to be gone after having absolutely no one.

2 turtle doves- Andrea
Look. Andrea's lesbian. I've never been a carpet muncher but I wouldn't mind giving it a taste especially since she's honest and sweet and perfect and she probably shaves. so im kind of in love with her and i need some love in my life right now, fill the ashley sized hole in my heart

3 French Hens- Vytas
I mean he's not French but Romania's in Europe, right? they must be sort of close to each other considering Europe is the size of Texas or whatever. Anyway, it's not the French part of this thats applies to Vytas so much as the dumbass look on it's face anyway. But yea. Hens are valuable part of society, they lay eggs and shit like Vytas. He's a very valuable part to my game, right hand man or whatever.

4 Calling Birds-Sarah
She's always IM'ing me. Like oh my god literally no one else uses this so you need to stop, just send me the DM's like a normal person. It's too much of a hassle to have to check my inbox and try to respond to people or write confessionals when ur dumbass box keeps popping up making me talk to you and say who we're voting off. so she gets calling birds because they have phones and are super fucking annoying but they're still a pretty integral part of the ecosystem, i guess.

5 Gold Rings- Brenda
Brenda is a very experienced player of this game, she knows what she's doing, she hosts all these seasons, she's probably won before but i can't really be bothered to look up if she actually has. so yea she's these gold rings. she has a lot of flash and everyone wants her for her experience and knowledge, but do you REALLY need them?? no. plus she voted me out earlier and i'm pissed so im going to toss her out.

6 Geese a Layin- Cassandra
So you've noticed that a lot of my closest allies have been compared to birds. But out of all the birds on this list, geese are the ugliest and the most annoying (HONK HONK) so this is what cass gets. Andrea wants me to ally with her because i guess her and vytas were close to her on tianguan? but she was sort of inactive and i dont really like her. i might have to ally with her out of necessity though.

7 Swans a Swimmin- Yul
He's definitely very pretty and i think i want to stay close to him. But i don't know, i really do think he's going to leave this game. it seems like everyone thinks he's a gamebot and hates him even though I'm pretty fond of him?? so how does that relate to swans?? idk i had a lot of other waterfowl allies. but yul is basic so he deserves the mary sue of the animals.

8 Maids a Milkin- Katie
Katie's all mine. She was never really close to Yul or Rudy or Rory on Shentu from what I can tell, and we were close on NuNuShentu, so I'm like all she has in this game save for a few friends she might have made on NuTianguan (i think that's what is was?? like the one that had 10 people) so yea she's basically my maid and i expect her to do my bidding until she becomes a fucking snake and flips on me because thatll probably happen

9 Ladies Dancing- Rory
fucking whores im gay so you can just leave already you're not going to use your weird witch magic on me. also you killed my friend. you suck. this doesn't have anything to do with ladies. oh i guess lots of women watch big brother and we talk about big brother so there's that. but fuck you. that should be your takeaway from this.

10 Lords a Leaping- Rudy
Look he said his dad i mean boyfriend liked watching some show about castles so guess where he's going? It's actually kind of getting hard to do it at this point. But yea, I don't really know what Rudy is thinking about this game. Like Lords are sort of disassociated from the rest of society and all the peasants beneath them, Rudy is disassociated from this game. He played a LONG time ago, he's really unpopular with everyone apparently, he's probably going to be on the outs soon.

11 Pipers Piping- Mia
mia... like i like her but she's almost never here first off all and second she kind of voted me off on tianguan and i really do place most of the blame on her. but yea she's off getting drunk all the time so she deserves the one that's closest to any sort of addictive substance or things you use to use addictive substances. anyway i don't really like her too much.

12 Drummers Drumming- Wigles
Oh my god just shut up. She's talking to me like we're best friends or something, but I just want her to leave. just like I would want these immature fucks to leave if they showed up all banging their drums annoyingly expecting my approval. so wigles you're fucking cancelled bye also learn to play the goddamn game

sorry

Mookie Lee wrote:Wanna swap so you have immunity?

mook

holy shit this motherfucking call back <3

This is now the Suriname reunion thread.



Nate, how would you say your hosting experience in Suriname has benefited you in your bedroom life?

Liliana, are you styling your game after the winner of Suriname, Mookie "Best Partner by a Mile" Lee? And if not, why the fuck not?

Definitely. Im following in his footsteps, hiding in the shadows, not talking to anyone, and let everyone forget about me so i cruise to the end with a goat and someone hated by the jury

Mookie Lee wrote:This is now the Suriname reunion thread.



Nate, how would you say your hosting experience in Suriname has benefited you in your bedroom life?

Liliana, are you styling your game after the winner of Suriname, Mookie "Best Partner by a Mile" Lee? And if not, why the fuck not?

Definitely hurt it.

Can someone give me Allies Rundown? wtf happened on the season after i left? is there a lurker account?

i see sophie get on here a lot. and garrett. hi, you two!!

hey, just so you know I AM NOT quitting. Im bored and want to call out wigles.

First off I'd like to thank everyone who got me to this spot, final 13!! Garrett- i couldn't have done it without your bux. Sophie- sorry we couldnt be friends. Ashley- ur a goddess. You've all shown me how to be a better person and how to not get voted out of my tribe first. Well, PERMANENTLY voted out of my tribe first. But you have also HUMBLED me-- and in a way that, before now, I didn't realize had shaken me to my core. But I recently received an enlightening message from Kelly that really solidified this:

Wigles wrote:You didn't really think you were supposed to be cast here were you? Who do you think had to convince people that you're one of the greats?

I've spent much time thinking about this. Am I "a great"? What does it truly mean to be "a great"? Well, Ive pondered and i think I've figured it out.
Step 1: be cast on the first season. Like it doesnt matter if you were memorable. Just get on there and you're already a classic.
Step 2: when you return, float. This is all that you have to do. As a first season returnee, you should be CARRIED to the end by those new school fools.
Step 3: randomly get voted out in 8th place. 8th place, the bridge between mid and endgame, is TRULY the most legendary placement. Why? Its a secret.
Step 4: bitch. just bitch to everyone. about your life, being on the bottom of a tribe, etc.
Step 5: (MOST IMPORTANT) suck at the game. Only true legends can play the game terribly.

So.. while I match only 3 of these, I sadly must resign my position in this game. I encourage EVERYONE else to do this as well, to give the only TRUE LEGEND in this cast (Kelly Wiglesworth) the win she deserves!!

(jk im not quitting sorry haters)

Should i post it in shit talkin? Im afraid ill regret it tomorrow

Liliana wrote:First off I'd like to thank everyone who got me to this spot, final 13!! Garrett- i couldn't have done it without your bux. Sophie- sorry we couldnt be friends. Ashley- ur a goddess. You've all shown me how to be a better person and how to not get voted out of my tribe first. Well, PERMANENTLY voted out of my tribe first. But you have also HUMBLED me-- and in a way that, before now, I didn't realize had shaken me to my core. But I recently received an enlightening message from Kelly that really solidified this:

Wigles wrote:You didn't really think you were supposed to be cast here were you? Who do you think had to convince people that you're one of the greats?

I've spent much time thinking about this. Am I "a great"? What does it truly mean to be "a great"? Well, Ive pondered and i think I've figured it out.
Step 1: be cast on the first season. Like it doesnt matter if you were memorable. Just get on there and you're already a classic.
Step 2: when you return, float. This is all that you have to do. As a first season returnee, you should be CARRIED to the end by those new school fools.
Step 3: randomly get voted out in 8th place. 8th place, the bridge between mid and endgame, is TRULY the most legendary placement. Why? Its a secret.
Step 4: bitch. just bitch to everyone. about your life, being on the bottom of a tribe, etc.
Step 5: (MOST IMPORTANT) suck at the game. Only true legends can play the game terribly.

So.. while I match only 3 of these, I sadly must resign my position in this game. I encourage EVERYONE else to do this as well, to give the only TRUE LEGEND in this cast (Kelly Wiglesworth) the win she deserves!!

(jk im not quitting sorry haters)

Should i post it in shit talkin? Im afraid ill regret it tomorrow

Meh, show her what a real legend is babes, like only the Lilianator can.

So yea. I'm done with Wigles. I'm sure you saw the less aggressive thread I put in the camp thread.
We were just talking about Ashley, and out of nowhere she starts attacking my right to play this game!! And it's just like, this is why you are on the BOTTOM OF THIS TRIBE!! you don't talk to your enemies, you act like a 6 year old and mope around everywhere if you lose, and then you insult my character!! like i understand going after my gameplay or whatever but wow that's just low. So I changed my mind. Ozzy.. I'm trying to talk with Ozzy and be friends with him. I just don't really like him, but I guess I want to sort of try allying with him, see where it takes me. I promised him that he should target Wigles this vote, because it's him or her. Hopefully that stops any kind of alliance arising between them and Rory. Then next vote we could see if a blindside could be pulled off. speaking of Rory, he just seems like a lost kitten to me. He just wants someone to scoop him up, he didn't mean to be inactive, whatever, blah blah, so I just picked him up off the ground and tried to be nice to him, we kept on talking about big brother and a little bit about the game. I think he likes me. I doubt he wants to side with Ozzy. It's kind of funny.. the 3 people on the bottom of this tribe?? no chance they work together even though that would probably benefit all 3 of them.

I'm worried about how close Vytas/Andrea/Brenda/Mia are. Going to Shentu and being voted out by them.. I think really sort of separated me from that group. So while I love all of them.. strategically? I can't stick around them for too long. Going to the end with people like Rudy and Katie would definitely be a good option for me, because Andrea, Vytas, and Brenda cannot get anywhere close to the end. I'm thinking too far ahead but I don't want to get involved with them and get too attached to them if I have to let them go and some point the future

hey bitch i miss you and love you and I believe in your power to ruin lives. <3 miss me and remember me and continue being a goddess in my memory ty <3